Monday, February 16, 2015

Kapupu Facts!!! Em blong You Stret!!!!!!!!



What Is A Fart, Exactly?

1. There are three main fart smells. Hydrogen sulfide produces the signature "rotten eggs" note, methanethiol produces hints of "decomposing vegetables," and dimethyl sulfide adds a hint of "sweetness."
2. The average fart is roughly 100 milliliters in volume and lasts approximately two seconds. More interesting than the statistic itself is how it was calculated. Basically, it involved subjects farting into specially designed, airtight, gas-collecting underwear.
3. There's a way to make your farts (mostly) odorless. Marketed as the only "internal deodorant," the over-the-counter drug Devrom, with its active ingredient bismuth subgallate, reduces almost 100% of the odor caused by sulfur gasses, the primary contributors to smelly farts. Bismuth is an interesting metal -- it's extremely dense yet surprisingly nontoxic. The only known side effects of taking bismuth subgallate is a harmless darkening of stools or the tongue, which the user's friends and family undoubtedly describe as "well worth it."
4. Women's farts smell worse. In studies conducted by eminent flatulence researcher Michael Levitt, women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. Odor judges have confirmed that -- at similar volumes -- this translates to a noticeably worse odor compared to men's farts.
5. Red meat kicks up a stink. Sulfur compounds contribute the most to flatus malodor, but compounds called thiols also royally reek. Methanethiol is one of the worst. Naturally found in blood, and, in turn, red meat, it can be released via the digestive process and eventually off-gassed via the anus.
6. Holding in your farts won't kill you, but it won't be comfortable either. As Tara from D-News explained, "When we hold farts in, the gas retreats back into our body and gets absorbed into the intestinal walls where it eventually mixes in with our blood. At best, that can cause bloating, abdominal pain, and constipation but if you do it repeatedly it can lead to a distended bowel."

More Interesting Facts


Farts are caused by trapped air, which can come from many sources. Some of it is air that we have swallowed while chewing or drinking. Some air is caused by gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, and some gas is produced by chemical reactions in our intestines or bacteria living in our guts.
A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.
Farts make a sound when they escape due to the vibrations of the rectum. The loudness may vary depending on how much pressure is behind the gas, as well as the tightness of the sphincter muscles. (Source | Photo)

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Why Do Farts Smell Bad?

The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls! (Photo)

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People Pass Gas About 14 Times Per Day

The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb. (Source | Photo)

Though farts come out with varying velocities, we don't typically smell them for about 10-15 seconds after letting them rip. This is because it takes that long for the odor to reach your nostrils. (Source | Photo)


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Farts Have Been Clocked At A Speed Of 10 Feet Per Second.

Doctors disagree on whether or not holding in a fart is bad for your health. Some experts think that farts are a natural part of your digestive system, so holding them in won't harm you. Others think that at best, holding them in can cause gas, bloating, and other uncomfortable symptoms, and at worst, repressing gas can cause hemorrhoids or a distended bowel. (Source | Photo)

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Holding Farts In Could Be Bad For Your Health

While most cultures feel that farts should be suppressed in polite company, there are some cultures that not only don't mind letting them fly in public, but they actually enjoy it. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting, and in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller!

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 For Some Cultures, Farting Is No Big Deal

In ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius, fearing that holding farts in was bad for the health, passed a law stating that it was acceptable to break wind at banquets.

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Farts Are Flammable

As stated above, the methane and hydrogen in bacteria-produced farts make your gas highly flammable. This is why some people think it's a fun party trick to hold a lighter up to their bums and let one fly; doing so produces a big burst of flame, but is obviously very dangerous.
In rare cases, a build-up of flammable gasses in the intestines have caused explosions during intestinal surgeries! (Source 1 |
It's hard to believe that the tiny termite is responsible for a great deal of our global warming problem on the planet. Termites fart more than any other animal, which produces methane gas. According to the Environmental Protection Agency, "Global emissions of methane due to termites are estimated to be between 2 and 22 Tg per year, making them the second largest natural source of methane emissions. Methane is produced in termites as part of their normal digestive process, and the amount generated varies among different species." (PhotoVia)

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Termites Produce The Most Farts Of Any Other Animal

Even if you clenched your butt and held them in all day, the gas will escape once you relax. What's more relaxing than sleep? (Source | Photo)

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If You Hold Them In, They'll Just Come Out When You Sleep

Even if you clenched your butt and held them in all day, the gas will escape once you relax. What's more relaxing than sleep? 

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People Even Fart After Death
Here's proof that you can't escape passing wind, even after you're dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in. (Source | Photo)



Tuesday, February 03, 2015

THE THINGS OF THE HEART(hehehehe)

MAGORO LUV (PART 1)
They say your first impressions make a lasting impression, how powerful and true this saying is. Little did I know that this simple phrase would have a great impact in my life and until this day, I have practiced to be perfect and presentable when meeting someone for the first time. A great lesson learnt in life for me. Learning this great lessen however came in the most strangest of fashion and that would lead me to my one true love.She was the pick of the lot, the complete package, the girl of my dreams. She was smart, she had a lot of things in common with me, and important of all, she loved me for who I was. The story shall try to capture emotions, life lessons, and any other lessons learnt along the journey. Readers are assured of a tantalizing read as it would be published in parts, ensuring readers come back for more. Enjoy!

Early High School Life

It was high school days and I was the worst of the worst in my class. The principle and the teaching staff all knew who I was. Girls and boys  feared me; I was student by day, gangster by nightfall. School fights, drunken brawls, stealing cars those were some of the bad things that I did. Little did I know that a girl from the ‘Island of Love’ (Milne Bay) would change my life forever and I would never  be the same again.
It was a cold night on the streets of Lae, my crew and I were lurking as usual for potential people to rob, steal their cars or beat up. I was upbeat as usual, barking orders to the boys to keep watch for any potential victims. As if it was like a volcano erupting without prior notice to people, a fight suddenly erupted involving street gangs from 7th Street and one of my people from the 8th Street.The other faction was beating  our guy.

The fight escalated into a full out street fight in minutes, converging onto a full section of the road at top town in Lae. I was directly in the middle of it, fighting and ducking as bush knives and bayonets were exchanged in battle. In all this chaos, I heard someone calling my special name, “Duffy! Duffy!” I turned and saw that it was Claire, my class girl with her family stuck in their car, with boys surrounding it and trying to drag Claire out. I immediately disengaged from where I was and ran towards the car. I gave a heavy blow to the first person, then started fighting the others, and trying to move them away from Claire and her family. Luckily I was able to do that and I thank God to this day for not letting this guys over power me.If it was not for me, I imagine what nasty things that could have been done to Claire and her family.





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Family,Honour and God

The Author,John Duffy.
Beginning of the Journey
This special piece would be dedicated towards profiling the author, his consulting firm, and the services that it provides.
Geez, I do not know where to start? A piece like this has many thoughts running through my head as to the countless number of things I have done, half done and yet to have done. However, there has to be a starting point so here we go;
The idea of starting a blog for me begins, when I was attending my first year to undertake studies in Law at the University of Papua New Guinea in 2008. Blogging was unknown to most Papua New Guineans at that time. Social media also did not enjoy great attention has it is today and many people did not have access to cheap internet at that time. The blog for me was a pastime; it was a way to unwind from the hectic studying routine. Initially, there were no specific categories that I focused on, it was writing up anything that interested or came to me spontaneously. It was neither a marketing tool that was linked to social sites nor was it a forum for discussion of political issues. It was plain and bare.
Transition Period
Gradually the blog started to get its shape through a little computer repair business that I started. The business grew within a short period of time, because no one at campus had the technical ability that my business had. My small business had a 90% success rate at completing jobs and satisfying my clients. These made me a famous and go to person when any university student's pc/laptop had a problem. My business gradually build its client base having roughly about 80% of the University Population. as its client; however, I wanted to expand further.( This is not to be done as I refocused my attention to school during peak periods. I regret that.)

 Social media and the internet were gradually now being used by an increasing number of Papua New Guineans due to the introduction of a new telecommunication company in the country. As such, I now focused my blog to market my small business writing up tutorials on the blog then linking it to my Facebook account.
Stalemate Period
This was a period were the blog and my business went into hibernation as I reached a critical time in my academic life. My life generally also came to a stall has I faced difficult challenges with respect to my family and my sweet heart (my first and true lalokau, heheheheh).
Come-back Period
It took 1 1/2 years of soul searching in the wilderness before I finally came back, and the blog came back to life. By then I had graduated from the University, and was now being employed in the rat race rally. This is were the piece abruptly ends and my consulting firm takes prominence.
John Duffy Consultants
John Duffy Consultants is 100% nationally owned company. Its motto is; “To serve beyond the call of duty”
Service
The following services are provided;
·        Marketing
·        Media/PR
·        Strategic Planning
·        Policy
·        IT Solutions
·        Legal
Location and Contacts
Koukou
Napa Napa Road,
P. O Box 3710,
Boroko, N.C.D

Mobile: 71483632

(Ladies feel free to call me...hehehee, that was a joke.)

Sunday, February 01, 2015

DO IT THE PIGGY STYLE! HOW IT IS DONE THE PAPUA NEW GUINEA WAY

PIGGY STYLE
 ‘Sus scrofa domesticus ‘or simply ‘Boroma in PNG Motu or Pig in English is what the fancy name refers to. Most people would careless as to what fancy names this revered animal may have, the only thing that comes to mind when this animal is mentioned is that, it is valued. Pacific Islanders value this animal as it is used in bride prices, feasts, ceremonies and is a sign of wealth and prestige in society.
Papua New Guinea is one such pacific island country that values this animal. The respect given to the pig goes to such an extent where a person can be killed for harming a pig. However, this piece will not be focused on discussing its value and importance but on the process of how it is killed, butchered, and then distributed.
Killing Process
In Papua New Guinea, there are ten million ways that pigs are killed, depending on what region you are situated at. For the Southern Region, which is predominately made up of coastal, Polynesian/Micronesian descent people, here is what they do.

Step 1
·         Use the backhand of a machete to strike severe blows to the head of the pig.
·         It should be dead within 5 minutes.
Step 2
·         Pile up woods then build an arc like structure whereby the pig is to be hanged to burn of its skin.
·         Once the skin is burned, wash it.

Step 3
·         The butcher normally starts from the back cutting it straight up from the ass to the mouth.
·         Once that is done, it is turned on its belly.
·         The butcher then does the same for the inner part.
·         The butcher then removes the pigs internal organs

    


Step 4
·         It is then cut equally according to family ties and clanship.
·         The seniority figure in the clan gets the best and biggest chuck from the pig.
·         Other parts are distributed amongst all family and clan members


So there you have it, a step by step process as to how a pig is killed and distributed by Southern Region people of Papua New Guinea.